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“Ladies and gentlemen we are now approaching 36,000 feet…” I can’t even print the words that come to my mind; the first one is Oh the second one starts with an S and ends with a T. So how do you look good on vacation when you’re utterly petrified (or to hung over to care)?
I’m not Hiding, I’m Fashionable
The keys to success when you want to look your best on the plane are 1) a huge, oversized, fashionably designed hobo bag in which to carry your more than adequate supply of Dramamine, Lorazepam and alcohol… And I don’t mean the antiseptic kind. 2) Scarves, scarves and more scarves—not only are these excellent, effortless fashion accessories but they work in any kind of climate. Hiding from humanity will be far easier, yet very fashion conscious, with a big, floppy hat (you can even tie one of those scarves around it). A hooded sweatshirt can be used instead for an admittedly less fashionable look but far better at keeping chatty people at bay. Coupled with a pair of those big oversized colorful sunglasses will be doing both you and your fellow passengers a favor because, let’s face it… More than likely… It ain’t pretty.
No I did not Forget about the Men
As if they’d let that happen. Fashion tips for the guys on vacation basically consist of casual: attractive jeans or shorts, printed T’s or colored shirts, and comfortable, attractive shoes. This will do if you’re touring the city, hangin’ with your buddies or meeting friends for lunch. If you’re hanging out at the beach, night or day, shorts and flip flops or sandals are perfectly allowable. So help me if I see you wearing socks under those sandals I will hunt you down, tear them off and burn them.
Men, your evenings out should consist of dress slacks and designer shirts.